Hillary vows to conceive "son of Kyoto"

In Her latest policy pronouncement...

Democratic White House frontrunner Hillary Clinton on Monday pledged that as president she would negotiate a successor treaty to the Kyoto protocol on climate change by 2010 – two years before Kyoto expires.

This announcement is guaranteed to make AlGore pee his pants with glee, as Hillary also promised to "set up a US-wide cap and trade system that would auction trading permits covering 100 per cent of America’s carbon output."

Oh well, they way she's been going lately, she'll probably announce that she's opposed this plan in a day or two.